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The Scarce Interview Paradise, Join in Friends
#1
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin left.
'Cause I've been getting passed up by every program for so long
That even my momma thinks my chances are gone
But I ain't never crossed a resident or subI that didn't deserve it
Me being treated like a moron because of my sub average Step score, you know you heard it.
I really hate to trip, but some of you fools got interviews already by the loc
I'm just sitting here by my computer watching the time tic toc'
Fool, I'm the type of G who covered all the bases that all my IM/rad/gen surg/FM peeps wanted to be like
But I'm getting smoked by you twats with astronomical Step scores and now I'm on knees in the street light

Keep spending most of my life
Living in a rejected paradise
Been spending most of my life
Living in a rejected paradise

Look at the situation, my below average neurosurg Step score got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised in luxury
So I gotta be down with the spine surgeons
Too much Uworld wastin, got me chasing dreams
I'm an (un)educated fool with getting matched on my mind
Got 2 in the pocket and all you bastards taking all the interviews putting tears in my eyes
It was all fun and games till trolls came on this website and started banger
And my hopes are all down so don't arouse my anger
I'm a MS4 now, will I live to see PGY 1
The way things are going I don't know

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones with astronomical step scores are no better than you and me

Keep spending most of my life
Living in a rejected paradise
Been spending most of my life
Living in a rejected paradise
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#2
(10-03-2017, 05:03 PM)koolaid Wrote: As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin left.
'Cause I've been getting passed up by every program for so long
That even my momma thinks my chances are gone
But I ain't never crossed a resident or subI that didn't deserve it
Me being treated like a moron because of my sub average Step score, you know you heard it.
I really hate to trip, but some of you fools got interviews already by the loc
I'm just sitting here by my computer watching the time tic toc'
Fool, I'm the type of G who covered all the bases that all my IM/rad/gen surg/FM peeps wanted to be like
But I'm getting smoked by you twats with astronomical Step scores and now I'm on knees in the street light

Keep spending most of my life
Living in a rejected paradise
Been spending most of my life
Living in a rejected paradise

Look at the situation, my below average neurosurg Step score got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised in luxury
So I gotta be down with the spine surgeons
Too much Uworld wastin, got me chasing dreams
I'm an (un)educated fool with getting matched on my mind
Got 2 in the pocket and all you bastards taking all the interviews putting tears in my eyes
It was all fun and games till trolls came on this website and started banger
And my hopes are all down so don't arouse my anger
I'm a MS4 now, will I live to see PGY 1
The way things are going I don't know

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones with astronomical step scores are no better than you and me

Keep spending most of my life
Living in a rejected paradise
Been spending most of my life
Living in a rejected paradise
Love it! Feel you brah! Hang in there till there is absolutely no hope left. There is still some!
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#3
If your personal statement was also in rap-form, that's gotta get you at least a handful of invites on its own...
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#4
(10-03-2017, 05:03 PM)koolaid Wrote: As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin left.
'Cause I've been getting passed up by every program for so long
That even my momma thinks my chances are gone
But I ain't never crossed a resident or subI that didn't deserve it
Me being treated like a moron because of my sub average Step score, you know you heard it.
I really hate to trip, but some of you fools got interviews already by the loc
I'm just sitting here by my computer watching the time tic toc'
Fool, I'm the type of G who covered all the bases that all my IM/rad/gen surg/FM peeps wanted to be like
But I'm getting smoked by you twats with astronomical Step scores and now I'm on knees in the street light

Keep spending most of my life
Living in a rejected paradise
Been spending most of my life
Living in a rejected paradise

Look at the situation, my below average neurosurg Step score got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised in luxury
So I gotta be down with the spine surgeons
Too much Uworld wastin, got me chasing dreams
I'm an (un)educated fool with getting matched on my mind
Got 2 in the pocket and all you bastards taking all the interviews putting tears in my eyes
It was all fun and games till trolls came on this website and started banger
And my hopes are all down so don't arouse my anger
I'm a MS4 now, will I live to see PGY 1
The way things are going I don't know

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones with astronomical step scores are no better than you and me

Keep spending most of my life
Living in a rejected paradise
Been spending most of my life
Living in a rejected paradise

wow mad props. i'd match you at my program...
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#5
Let me try

I've got tons of interviews
I've got tons of interviews in different area codes (area, area codes, codes)
Interviews, interviews, interviews in different area codes

Now you thought I was 7-7-0
Now I'm 4-0-4, I nationwide man, act like y'all don't know
It's the abdominable interview man

....could keep going but don't want to. you get my point
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